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11:37pm 24/10/2005
  <s>lalalalala</s>  
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10:16pm 06/09/2005
 
josh groban - you raise me up

- Get More Music Videos @ MusicFeet.com

Why don't these dumb video codes work?!?!

 
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12:38pm 16/08/2005
 
What Icons are for you?(Thank you for #1!! Please check out my other Memes!!) by ladyallie
Username
Favourite Colour
Sex
Your Love icon is...
Your Sad Icon is...
Your Happy Icon is...
Your Angry Icon is...
Your Food Icon is...
Your Animal Icon is...
Your Random Icon is...
Your Cartoon Icon is...
Your Sexy Icon is...
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07:37am 28/04/2005
  Funny story time!!.... Last night I was WAY tired, so I went to sleep at 9:34. I was pretty much dead. At 10:09, Corey called, and when I saw it was him, I answered the phone with "Good Morning!" in a cheerful voice. He was like "Morning? It's 10 pm." I felt dumb. haha...
Gotta get to class...
 
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06:16pm 08/03/2005
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Adventures in Waxing (NOT my story! lol)   
04:28pm 25/02/2005
  FUNNIEST STORY EVER!!!!

All methods have tricked me with their promises of easy, painless hair
removal -the Epilady, the standard razor, the scissors, the Nair, the
EpilStop, and now, "The Wax".

My night began as any other normal weekday night. I came home from work,
fixed dinner for my son and we played for a while. I then had the thought
that would ring painfully in my mind for the next couple hours: maybe I
should use that wax in my medicine cabinet.

I set up my boy with a video and headed to the site of my demise, um, I mean
bathroom. It was one of those cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax,
you just rub the clear strips in your hand, peel them apart, press it on
your leg (or wherever) and ignore the frantically rising crescendo of string
instruments in the background. No muss, no fuss. How hard can this be? I
mean, I'm not the girly-est of girls but I'm mechanically inclined so maybe
I can figure out how this works. You'd think.

So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each other,
stuck together. I'm supposed to rub it in my hand to warm and soften the wax
(I'm guessing). I go one better: I pull out the hair dryer and heat the SOB
to ten thousand degrees. Cold wax, my ass. (Oh, how that phrase will come
back to haunt me.) I lay the strip across my thigh. I hold the skin around
it and pull. OK, so it wasn't the best feeling in the world, but it wasn't
bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am Sheera, fighter
of all wayward body hair and smooth skin extraordinaire!

With my next wax strip, I move north.

After checking on the boy and verifying that he was, in fact, becoming one
with Bear and learning all about smells, I sneak into the bathroom for The
Ultimate Hair Fighting Championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on
the toilet. Using the same procedure, I then apply the wax strip across the
right side on my bikini line, covering the right half of my vagina and
stretching up into the inside of the right butt cheek.(Yeah, it was a long
strip.) I inhale deeply. I brace myself.

RRRIIIIPPP!!!! I'm blind! Blind from the pain! Vision returning. Oh crap.
I've managed to pull off half an inch of the strip.

Another deep breath. And RIIIP! Everything is swirly and tie-dyed? Do I hear
crashing drums? OK, coming back to normal again. I want to see my trophy -
my wax covered pelt that caused me so much agony. I want to revel in the
glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold the wax strip like an
Olympic gold medallist. But why is there no hair on it? Why is the wax
mostly gone? Where could the wax go, if not on the strip?

Slowly, I eased my head down, my foot still perched on the toilet. I see
hair - the hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I feel. I am touching
wax. I look to the ceiling and silently shout "nooooooo!!" And realize I
have just begun living my own personal version of "The Tar Baby."

I peel my fingers off the softest, most sensitive part of my body that is
now covered in cold wax and matted hair, and make the next big mistake - up
until this point, yo u'll remember, I've had my foot on the toilet.

I know I need to move, to do something. So I put my foot down on the floor.
And then I hear the slamming of the cell door.

Vagina? Sealed shut.

Butt? Sealed shut.

A little voice in my head says, "I hope you don't have to sh *t anytime
soon. Your head just might pop off." I penguin walk around the bathroom
trying desperately to figure out what I should do next.

Hot water! Hot water melts wax! I'll run the hottest water I can stand and
get in - the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it away, right? Wrong. I
get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than is used to torture
prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment. And I sit.

Now the only thing worse than having your goodies glued together is having
them glued together and then glued to the bottom of a tub.

In scalding hot water. Which, by the way, does not melt the cold wax. So now
I'm stuck to the tub.

I call my friend, C, because she once dropped out of beauty school so surely
she has some secret knowledge or trick to get wax off skin. It's never good
to start a conversation with "So my butt and naughty bits are stuck to the
tub." She doesn't have a trick. She does her best to suppress laughter. She
wants to know exactly where the wax is on the butt - "Are we talking cheek
or hole, here?" she asks. She isn't even trying to hide the giggles now.

I give her the run-down of the entire night. She tells me to call the number
on the side of the box, but to have a good cover story for where the wax
actually is. "You know that if we were working the help line at XX Wax Co.
and somebody called with their entire crack sealed shut we'd just put them
on hold then record the conversation for everyone we know. You're going to
end up on a radio show or the internet if you tell them the truth.

While we go through various solutions, I have resorted to scraping the wax
off with a razor. Boy, nothing feels better to the girly goodies than
covering them in wax, sticking them to a tub in super hot water and THEN dry
shaving the sticky wax off!

In the middle of the conversation (which has inexplicably turned to other
subjects!) I find the little, beautiful saving grace that is the lotion
provided with wax to remove the excess. I rub some in and start screaming
"It's working! It's working!" I get hearty congratulations from C and we
hang up.

I successfully remove all the wax and notice, to my dismay, the hair is
still there. So I shaved the damned stuff off. Hell, I was numb by that
point anyway.

And then I put the box of wax back in my medicine cabinet.

Never know when a moustache might start to come in.

Tonight, I attempt hair dying
 
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Knock it off Napoleon, just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!   
03:25pm 19/01/2005
  Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon? Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!Collapse )  
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09:34pm 01/01/2005
 
mood: artistic
I have decided to start a modeling portfolio.... I think. Preston(my new friend) is giving me a few "tests" before I get actual pictures done. Tony said he would be take pics of me to send to Preston. Wow.. this is exciting!! I have completed assignment #1. Now, onto #2... Risky. ????
Jus just took the cutest pic of me.(Even he said it looked nice. He NEVER compliments me. lol)
hottie. lol... JKCollapse )
Taking pictures and doing my makeup was a lot of fun. Preston thinks I will do good as a model, and he has worked w/ a lot of models, so that is a huge compliment.
I have the most amazing cat in the world. He can drink out of straws.Collapse )
 
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12:31pm 19/12/2004
 
mood: cold
Rules
Step 1: Pick out 25 songs you like, or have some special meaning in your life.
Step 2: Listen to each one, choose your favorite line or stanza, and type it out.
Step 3: Post as an entry in LJ, and let everyone you know try to guess the songs and artists.
Step 4: When someone comments with a correct answer, edit the post with the title & artist, as well as the LJ user who guessed correctly.

1. Dear mom and dad, I'll send money. I'm so rich that it ain't funny

2. I know what you're thinking. I don't need your reasons.

3. some play to we a dot think up a bite rah sometimes you might ooh ooh rrrh we thought we might

4. What ever happened to the young man's heart. Swallowed by pain, as he slowly fell apart

5. When peace, like a river, attendeth my way, When sorrows like sea billows roll, Whatever my lot, Thou has taught me to say...

6.I serve a risen Savior, He is in the world today. I know that He's living, No matter what men say. I see His hand of mercy. I hear His voice of cheer. Just when I need Him, He's always near

7.Can you hear my voice. Do you hear my song. It’s a serenade. So your heart can find me

8. His smile was as bright as the August sun When he looked at me As he struggled down the driveway, it almost Made me hurt

9.Like a child You whisper softly to me You're in control Just like a child Now I'm dancing It's like a dream No end and no beginning You're here with me It's like a dream Let the choir sing

10.Good little girls they never show it. When you open up your mouth to speak Could you be a little weak?

11. And I know, I know they’ve all been talking about me. I can hear them whisper And it makes me think there must be something wrong with me

12. These are my words That I've never said before I think I'm doing ok And this is the smile That I've never shown before

13. Will I stand in Your presence, or to my knees will I fall?

14. Hey you with the pretty face welcome to the human race. A celebration Mister Blue Sky's up there waitin' And today is the day we've waited for hey hey

15. Whenever one door closes, I hope one more opens. Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance.

16. Don’t carry the world upon your shoulders. For well you know that it’s a fool, Who plays it cool, By making his world a little colder.

17. I wanted to be like you. I wanted everything thing. So, I tried to be like you.

18. and they built their house from a toolshed grandaddy rolled down on two logs, and they built walls all around it, and they made that house a home

19. Just for these arms to be holdign you close to me. There's nothing in this world I wouldn't try.

20. Celebrate we will 'Cause life is short but Sweet for certain We climb on two by two To be sure these days continue Things we cannot Celebrate you and me Climb two by two, to be sure These days continue Things we cannot change

21. I'm glad I didn't know, the way it all would end, the way it all would go.

22.now that I know what I’m without you can't just leave me. breathe into me and make me real

23. I'm all out of faith This is how I feel I'm cold and I am shamed, lying naked on the floor Illusion never changed Into something real I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn You're a little late

24. Any other day I would call, you would say "Baby how's your day?" But today it ain't the same Every other word is uh huh, yea okay Could it be that you are at the crib with another lady? If you took it there, first of all, let me say I am not the one to sit around and be played So prove yourself to me

25. You made up stories, you made up lies, you must be leavin', I don't know why, but someday darlin' I know you'll find, you cracked your own life, as well as mine
 
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06:22pm 12/12/2004
 
      
beta club! is love
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boredom is love
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Life is love.
 
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11:19am 09/12/2004
 
If LJ Were a Bar by Karen_Walker
Username
Bartenderkaybo13
Bouncerchickmunk
Dancing Badlygirl_lover
Playing Poolorli815
Playing Dartsmaryelaine
Singing Karaokenicole_carol
Got in with a Fake IDteachercreature
Guy with a Mulletinimitable_me
Too Drunk to Standbigelow_krys
Hitting on Everyoneblondy3
Hot Chickrepressedmango
Quiz created with MemeGen!


hahaha... that's great.
 
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11:16am 09/12/2004
  I love you!  
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12:33pm 05/12/2004
 
mood: accomplished
YES! I am finally caught up on my spanish work!! I did like 120 sentences today. It took me like an hour and a half. Now, I need to go do 2 and a half chapters of history(vocab and outlines). Luckily, It's not due until Wednesday though, so it won't be to bad.

I watched "The Princess Bride" this morning... all the way through. It was a really cute movie.
 
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07:23pm 04/12/2004
 
Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your personality rates aeight
your best quality isyoure responsible
your worst quality isha nothing! you rule!
this is becauseyou were always this way
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My future dog   
10:55pm 27/11/2004
 
mood: contemplative
Irish Wolfhound--- Cost: $800-$1000

I am going to get this dog someday. They are monsters though. Here are some facts about them...

++Irish Wolfhounds can grow to the height of a small pony, up to 90cm

++They are the tallest but not the heaviest dog breed

++Considered a gentle giant, they are intelligent, can be trusted with children and are loyal to their owners

++Irish Wolfhounds are not guard dogs, they tend to greet everyone as a friend

++They eat up to $20 in dog food a week.

++The biggest disadvantage is their short life expectancy – 6-8 years

The gentle giant...Collapse )
 
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06:17pm 26/10/2004
  ~*~ Post a comment with a memory [or a few] of me.
It can be anything you want.
Then post this in your journal.
See what people remember about you. ~*~
 
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whatever   
09:34pm 20/10/2004
  1. Who are you?

2. Are we friends?

3. When and how did we meet?

4. Do you have a crush on me?

5. Would you kiss me?

6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.

7. Describe me in one word.

8. What was your first impression?

9. Do you still think that way about me now?

10. What reminds you of me?

11. If you could give me anything what would it be?

12. How well do you know me?

13. When's the last time you saw me?

14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?

15. Are you going to put this on your diary and see what I say about you?
 
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06:59pm 04/10/2004
 
mood: cheerful
The world was our burritoCollapse )
 
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08:32am 18/09/2004
 
mood: curious
Don't forget to use your best pirate lingo tomorrow(September 19)!!
Here are some good, common terms to use...

Ahoy! :: Hello!
Bilge! :: Rubbish/Nonsense
Booty :: Loot
Buccaneer :: A (Caribbean) Pirate
Bucko :: Friend (Me Bucko!)
Cap'n :: Captain/Leader
Davy Jones' Locker :: Bottom of the Sea
Deadlights :: Eyes
Fair Winds! :: Goodbye / Good Luck!
Gangway! :: Get outta the way!
Godspeed! :: Goodbye / Good Luck!
Landlubber :: Not A Sailor
Me Hearties :: My Crew/Friends
No Quarter! :: There's No Surrendering!
Salt (Old Salt) :: Experienced Seaman
Scupper That!! :: Throw It Overboard!
Scurvy Dogs! :: Weaklings!
Sea Dog :: Experienced Seaman
Shipshape :: Organized / Under Control
Shiver Me Timbers!! :: An Expression of Surprise!
Smartly :: Quickly!
Swab :: To Clean (Swab The Decks!)
Swag :: Loot

And, lastly...
Yo-Ho-Ho! :: Hey, it's a piratey thing to say!


Background information before my dream. At Fremont and surronding schools, to ask someone to a dance or whatever, you do some very creative things. For example, my friend filled her boyfriends bed w/ hay and put airheads all in the hay, and wrote a note saying, 'Hay, I'd be an airhead if I didn't take you to the dance'. Another example, this guy was sent on a treasure hunt. His clues sent him all the way across town, and then back to his own house, where the last clue was.

Now, my dream. I had kinda been wanting to go to homecoming, but I didn't say anything about it to Codie b/c I know he doesn't want to go. So, in my dream, It was today, and I was still upset about Codie(which I kinda am). So, I laid around watching t.v. all day, and I go in my room to go to bed, and there are balloons all over, and this notebook, and every page had stuff written in it to me. It was really sweet.
So, hopefully, since the night before last I had a crappy dream about Codie, and the next day was a crappy day for our relationship, maybe since I had a good dream, we will make up today.

Wow, I didn't know I could write so much so early in the morning.

I'm starving, so I think I shall go eat.
 
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11:53am 12/08/2004
 
mood: bouncy
I had a dream last night that it was the first day of school, and I could not find any of my classes, so I went to random classes. Then a bunch of other stuff happened, but yeah. It was pretty funny.

Codie called me again last night. He said I won't have to meet his Aunt Sherrie. That was THE BIGGEST relief ever. I have heard she is mean and doesn't like anyone by about 3 different people. So, that's good. I get to meet Codie's grandma though! I'm really excited about that! I dunno why. I love meeting other people's grandparents. She seems really nice!!

I bought this really cute summer dress about 6 months ago, but one of the straps broke, so I fixed it yesterday. It took me like an hour, but I was proud of myself. I think I'm gonna wear it to the lake tomorrow. It is 2 different pinks and white, and has hawaiian flowers on it. It is so cute!!

My kitty cat is staring at the cartoons on the tv. She has been there quite a while. It's very amusing.

I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!
 
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